Mix 1 Steve "I-sued-the-state-of-Arizona-over-Employer-sanctions-laws" Chucri flambe sponsored by Jon.Kyl
Garnish with another endorsement for Kirk Adams and reduce heat to a slow simmer.
Finely chop 1 part Chicken with 1/2 part Quayle and mix until well blended.
Turn up the heat and bake with special guest,
John "I-don't-know-if-he-supports-me-or-not" McCain until al dente.
To eliminate any unsavory aftertaste, serve a la mode.